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It's Cultcha! with Reginald Crab
The Paranoid Pigeon's tame geezer-blogger reviews the latest culture (...sorry Reg, I meant "cultcha!" TV
Ugly Betty, 9pm, Fridays, Channel 4 She is. Ain’t much more to say about it.
Celebrity Big Brother, Channel 4 + E4 almost constantly This makes me proper angry. Bloody perfumed ponces and Z listers moaning about being picked on by Big Brother – they should have tried being a kid around my big bruvva, he once bottled me for reading his copy of the Dandy. I were only six. But then like he said, I ‘ad to learn. Having said that, I couldn’t cope with living with Jade Goody and her mother the one armed bandit either. Fair play, she don’t look like a bin bag full of Vaseline smoking a fag anymore but she’s still thicker than a pot of molasses and as for that little twerp of a boyfriend, if he came round my manor…I’d cut ‘im. MUSIC
Leona Lewis A Moment Like This (Syco Music) …lasts too bloody long for my liking. POLITICS
Ken Livingstone Don’t get me started on Ken bloody Livingstone… RADIO
The Archers Dum di dum di dum di dum, dum di dum di dum dum…I didn’t get much further than the theme tune this week to be honest with ya. Ed Grundy acts like my son…I like ‘im. Bloody Ruth needs a slap and Linda Snell, well, I wouldn’t have her in the back of my cab. If there’s an aspect of popular cultcha! you want Reg to review email kingofthecrows@gmail.com with your suggestion.
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